Vegan

Complete and utter arsehole, crack head cunt

Vegan 1: Save the cows, cows are friends!
Normal person: Let me guess your one of those vegans?

by I know you (Mitchell Poole) September 22, 2019

Rabbit Vegan

A vegan who exclusively eats grass and greens.
Usually 50% more annoying than a standard vegan.

You know they're a rabbit vegan when they use a mower bag to not waste any of that grass.

by TuckerTrash25 October 3, 2019

vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.

Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.

by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019

vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.

Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!

by A proud Jew April 24, 2018

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

When you aren't a vegan

hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

by RiadBonerhead March 21, 2017

angry vegan

Usually a bus driver that only has barely any money and yells at innocent children. Usually ones named matt and Owen. She only eats vegetables but is yet still fat.

Awww. That bus driver is such an angry vegan

by Angry Vegan March 31, 2017

Vegan Barbecue

When a person sticks frozen peas in another's butthole..then sucks them out.

She gave me Vegan Barbecue and now I can't look her in the eye

by DaddyKnows April 27, 2017