millitant vegan

A judgemental, self righteous vegan who looks down on other vegans and tells them they arnt doing enough. It is impossible for a millitant vegan to mind their own business. They can often be found with a stick up their anus!

Oh I just had the most amazing and understanding conversation with a millitant vegan...... said no vegan EVER!

by Friendlyvegan December 29, 2016

Nemo Vegan

Nemo Vegan - to believe that the only good human, is a dead human. Nemo vegans believe all forms of life are equal and will respect this by any means necessary, including armed violence.

As late empire social justice warriors nemo vegans defend their right to defend all life by any means necessary including armed violence.

by RangerGeek September 15, 2019

Vegan Fries

Potatoes that were exiled from their rightful roots and were cut to fit a French Friess shape

Vegan fries Vegan Fries are horrible things

by Dreamrr April 20, 2018

Vegan Barbecue

When a person sticks frozen peas in another's butthole..then sucks them out.

She gave me Vegan Barbecue and now I can't look her in the eye

by DaddyKnows April 27, 2017

That Vegan Teacher

She is a vegan karen teacher. She forces every YouTuber on the planet to be vegan. She attacked Cocomelon for not being vegan. Her logic is dumber than Cailou. She is killing her dog for feeding her "vegan" foods. She harasses everyone.

Girl: I have a phobia..

Boy: What is it?

Girl: thatveganteacherphobia...

Boy: me too...

Girl: That vegan teacher is..horrifying

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

Vegan Pancake

A style of hanging lifeless breast tissue often on display at ancient hippy gatherings. Also seen in certain tribal women.

Hey Zajonce - look at that chicks vegan pancakes!

Z: I'd rather not - they are hanging like week old balloons.

by Dr DF September 2, 2017

Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.

Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.

by sensei10 July 22, 2021