Shane van Alstyne

Shane van Alstyne's are a rare breed. They are so majestic in the bed with other men it is crazy. Although he normally lacks in package, he makes up with his naughty words and rough play with men. If you ever find yourself with a Shane van Alstyne, be ready for a good time.

Man1: Dude, I was with a Shane van Alstyne last night. He was so good
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.

by greene1564 February 17, 2020

Sus Noddy Van

The name for a small white van that people drive around in.

"Look at that guy with the long hair, he's cute... But he drives a sus noddy van"

by Wiggyallday May 26, 2016

Van Wilder Syndrome

The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.

Man, im going through some serious Van Wilder Syndrome this summer

by Cheesussss May 18, 2011

ms. van Vlijmen

The best history teacher in the world. Always gives you 100% and is amazing.

I'm so sorry that you have Mr. Gaskin, I have Ms. van Vlijmen

by karlramberginhio May 20, 2019

Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.

Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older

by Ass Kicka May 23, 2011

van mundegaarde

Van Mundegaarde Entertainment

well, a perfect example would be Hi I'm Jack Van Mundegaarde from Van Mundegaarde Entertainment
You can visit our website at vmeonline.cjb.net

by Jack Van Mundegaarde January 22, 2004

van der tempeling

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.

I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!

by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009