by Wiggyallday May 26, 2016
Get the Sus Noddy Vanmug. 
Shane van Alstyne's are a rare breed. They are so majestic in the bed with other men it is crazy. Although he normally lacks in package, he makes up with his naughty words and rough play with men. If you ever find yourself with a Shane van Alstyne, be ready for a good time.
Man1: Dude, I was with a Shane van Alstyne last night. He was so good
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.
by greene1564 February 17, 2020
Get the Shane van Alstynemug. don't make fun of him.
but dont let him talk to you about somthing u already know. cuz chances are he will convince you he's right about somthing and change ur mind into beliveing somthing incorrect.
but dont let him talk to you about somthing u already know. cuz chances are he will convince you he's right about somthing and change ur mind into beliveing somthing incorrect.
buddy 1: i just back fromt he doctor and he told me to take these pills
nick van berkel: nope u should this.
buddy 1: well when u put it that way, it makes sense. okay.
nick van berkel: nope u should this.
buddy 1: well when u put it that way, it makes sense. okay.
by cloverdale12345 July 12, 2010
Get the nick van berkelmug. A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.
The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!
Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.
Timmy: But you said...
Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.
Timmy: But you said...
Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
by Ass Kicka May 23, 2011
Get the Ice Cream Vanmug. Van Mundegaarde Entertainment
well, a perfect example would be Hi I'm Jack Van Mundegaarde from Van Mundegaarde Entertainment
You can visit our website at vmeonline.cjb.net
You can visit our website at vmeonline.cjb.net
by Jack Van Mundegaarde January 22, 2004
Get the van mundegaardemug. I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.
Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.
The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!
Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.
The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!
by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009
Get the van der tempelingmug.