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Vampire

A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.
Isabella swan in love with a Vampire named Edward cullen
by red Queen 145 June 11, 2018
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Vampire

A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.
Isabella swan in love with a Vampire named Edward cullen
by red Queen 145 June 11, 2018
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Vampire Milk

Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.
“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”
by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020
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vampiregfz

SO SMART SO CUTE SO NICE SO EVERYTHING

WE LOVE VAMPIREGFZ
vampiregfz is spiderman
by gonegirldiary April 4, 2021
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Vampire Joint

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.
Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.

Awesome.
by Stylo77 June 3, 2022
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lifestyle vampire

A person who is quiet and subdued when on their own, but comes alive when around other people, feeding off the energy of their social interaction or the event they are attending.
A: "Went rafting today which is fun but going out and doing stuff like that is always funner when you have people to share it with."

B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 6, 2012
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urban vampire

Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.

If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...

Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).

There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.

Until then - sleep tight...
Guy: twilight is stupid. Urban vampires, too

Me : ┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐
by magic 888 March 28, 2013
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