Dont drink the jar marked unicorn sweat, I couldnt find a tissue and tha baby food jar is all that was around
by nipplezdaclown September 13, 2009
It is a derogatory term for people who have autism. The word Pappy is a term that means braindead and unicorn show how retarded one is.
by Vyable October 06, 2019
The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.
Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.
by Cut glitter December 05, 2016
by tweanut August 31, 2008
mythical being that is believed to be able to solve any math problem by didving by the area!!also a common raecherism much to the annoyance of the williams of the world.
AWWW man a cant do this problem!?
Its alrite man just divide by the area.
PFFTT...where u get that idea, the maths unicorn?
YEA!!
Its alrite man just divide by the area.
PFFTT...where u get that idea, the maths unicorn?
YEA!!
by peekabooooooooooo April 15, 2008
People wearing rubber unicorn masks doing normal, day-to-day things and also doing silly things in front of national monuments. The #unicornarmy is known all over the United States and globally. Unicorn Army members are sometimes cab drivers, sushi chefs or porn stars. Buy a mask from www.UnicornArmy.com and join the fun.
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by TheUnicornArmy August 07, 2013
Patrick: Dude I can't believe you gave Janice a crying unicorn.
Nate: I f**ked her eye out
Other example:
Matthew: (hardcore masturbation)*penile squirt* AAAHH F*CK MY MOTHERF*CKING EYE!!!
Nate: I f**ked her eye out
Other example:
Matthew: (hardcore masturbation)*penile squirt* AAAHH F*CK MY MOTHERF*CKING EYE!!!
by MPN January 16, 2011