two-to-two

When you drink from 2PM until 2AM then promptly pass out.

After your last final, let's meet up and pull a two-to-two.

by Sammymo June 1, 2016

Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69

Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.

by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016

two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

two time talker

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi

Man, the dude is such a two time talker.

by Gurly pop May 25, 2017

two speed

Used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely shitfaced.

Person 1: Gents, who's up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.

by alex101111 July 22, 2017

Two Pound Watchdog

A Yorkshire, Chihuahua, Pomeranian or other fur laden rodent with a HUGE mouth and constant bark.

A two pound watchdog wouldn't even make a decent sized sandwich.

by Pootdaggy September 7, 2017

Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017