gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.

I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!

by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016

twist a bub

When you smoke meth or crack out of a pipe with a bubble at the end.

You wanna come over and twist a bub?

by Riv.BRZ June 13, 2020

glocky twist

The action of braiding a females hair while such person performs oral sex.

"I tried the glocky twist last night; worst french braids ive ever seen."

by colorbow April 19, 2023

twisted testicals

Twisted Testicals typically are disformed and rodent looking. These are typically located on men with buzz cuts or people who get fingers shoved up their butt crack.

Landen had twisted testicals so he smelled like coochie and fish all the time

by urmotherlovesmybbc May 2, 2023

Tijuana Twist

A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.

Carl: Dude how'd you cum so much?
Bill: I didn't, i gave you the Tijuana Twist!

by Progressive Auto Insurance August 20, 2009

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

The Ukrainian twist

When two consenting adults preform a sex move we’re one partner lies on there stomach, crosses there legs and puts there arm behind there back (wrist over wrist). while the other partner goes down on them.

“Hey honey, do you want to try the Ukrainian twist tonight?”

by Quandale Dingle dick suckers. May 1, 2022