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Tuenti

Tuenti is a Madrid-based, invite-only private social networking website that has been referred to as the "Spanish Facebook." Tuenti, pronounced in Spanish, sounds like Twenty in English. The name, however, actually comes from "tu entidad," meaning "your entity." The site is targeted at the Spanish audience, and is currently accessible only to those who have been invited.

Tuenti features many tools common to social-networking sites. It allows users to set up a profile, upload photos, link videos and connect with friends. Many other utilities, such as the ability to create events, are also offered. Unlike similar social networking sites which feature banner advertisements, Tuenti has opted out of these traditional forms of "noisy" and obstructive advertising.

According to the Google Annual Search Report, "tuenti" was the fourth fastest-rising global search term in 2008, and Alexa Internet ranks the site as one of the top-ten most visited in Spain.
Me: Look at my Tuenti. I uploaded the photos from the last trip.
You: Nice. I will look at them after.
by Break-Off March 15, 2009
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turn-pussy

n. An automobile driver that does not perform a left hand turn unless an excessive amount of space is provided in traffic.
That turn-pussy kept me from making it through that green light!
by some-body September 28, 2006
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Turner

Ultimate raving V.I.P Ladies use it as a term to describe a certain type of male titillates the ladies with his outstanding good looks charming smooth lines also referred to as entrepreneur. See sexy for further information
I met a bloke in a club (escapades) he was a proper turner
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Ted Turner

Another liberal billionaire.
Once married Jane Fonda (after her affair with the Viet Cong).
See George Soros
The lesbian protester was unable to name any Republican billionaires.
by Sense December 2, 2004
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reverse salami turnaround

The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.
"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."
by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006
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Turn Signal

Many people do not know this but there is actually a feature on your car called a "turn signal." The turn signal is a stick behind your steering wheel that when utilized, flashes an orange light on the outside of your car. The orange light then informs other drivers which direction you are thinking about fucking going.
Dumbass Friend: I just don't get it, whenever I turn or switch lanes, someone honks at me and gives me the middle finger.
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?
by Father Abraham II August 8, 2017
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Turner

Turner is amazing, sweet, kind, funny, cute, and many more. He is always there for me and is caring. I don't know how I got so lucky to end up with him, but if you know an 11 year old named Turner, you are extremly lucky. If you see this, I love you so much and you are my love, my heart, my world, my everything, i will forever and always love you Turner!
Turner is amazing
by Its_Sarah October 16, 2019
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