rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".

Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.

by monkeytumble April 10, 2008

Cold Turkey

The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.

Susan: Do you still obsess over that italian guy?
Maria: No, I went Cold Turkey on him.

by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014

The stuffed turkey

the act of fisting someone's ass then inserting your penis and jerking off inside their ass

John h's boyfriend gave him the stuffed turkey last night, that is why he is walking like a cowboy

by Aoa November 26, 2014

turkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

Because it stuck out so far, Jimbo stubbed his turkey toe on the bookshelf.

by turkeytoe January 20, 2016

Dirty Turkey

When a female is being double penetrated while jacking off two more cocks with her hands at her sides, as well as deepthroating a cock while making a gobble gobble sound.

Jenna couldn’t walk upright after a long night of doing the dirty turkey.

by University of College February 18, 2019

Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.

‘Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey ‘

by Pike tfi November 5, 2017

Turkey ball

(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.

Did you see that guy turkey balling me?

by thebmarinara August 22, 2012