Turkey Flu

The flu that one gets the week before or the week of the Thanksgiving holiday, that prevents them from eating untill said day arives, where they make a miraculous recovery.

Dude i totally got the Turkey Flu this week, but when i smelled those rolls I was cured!!

by C Dauug November 27, 2009

turkey basterd

A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.

That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.

by neologisto July 15, 2011

turkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

Because it stuck out so far, Jimbo stubbed his turkey toe on the bookshelf.

by turkeytoe January 20, 2016

Turkey ball

(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.

Did you see that guy turkey balling me?

by thebmarinara August 22, 2012

Turkey dick

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.

Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!

by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

Snow Turkey

An older woman (generally 60+, hence the snow definition) that has had plastic surgery and has a cat like face. Unfortunately even though the surgery makes her look younger the Turkey wattle around the neck cannot be removed. Cougar to Snow Turkey!

Barbara Walters is a classic Snow Turkey

by So Rong So Rite October 11, 2011

Turkey Hunting

The act of drinkg in one sitting an entire bottle of Wild Turkey 101. Can be used in the course of drinking games and/or other social gatherings and may involve more than one person.

"So, who wants to go Turkey Hunting tonight?"

by Ignoratio Elenchi November 18, 2007