Disco Toast

When you regurgitate in your bed and you use it as lube to jerk off.

I just had Ana amazing disco toast night

by Johnnymeat February 02, 2017

toast and jam

rhyming slang from famalam(family) usually shortened to just toast

i saw my toast and jam the other day

by Trav2 January 02, 2008

French Toast

When you booty slap a french girl so so hard she can't walk

I just french toasted her

by DogShitMan May 08, 2018

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Toasted Western

Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.

2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.

by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 01, 2014

Shit on Toast

Extremely hung over, often with alcohol seeping from pores and a general feeling of repulse.

I'm shit on toast after that bottle of scotch and pack of Styvo's I had last night.

by bbones October 25, 2009

stink on toast

It's a cleaner way to express your frustration. Cause the toast doesn't actually stink. My youth group at church came up with it. Cause someone said it once and it kind of stuck. Now all of us use it.

Stink on toast. I just missed my turn.

by Cassandra J. May 19, 2008