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Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.
by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008
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punch a clown

Dude, I want to punch a clown to paris hilton
by nadnadnadsss September 25, 2010
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Cheese Clown

Cheese Clown is a hybrid word describing a person who is a fusion between a Cheese Dick and an Ass Clown.
Cheese Clown: An arrogant dick head who through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underware.
by 5150Skippy December 14, 2011
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pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.
Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.
by zwibble de jah jah December 10, 2008
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Earnest the Clown

To have sex in the earhole
Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday
by yeah yeah yeah joseph May 27, 2009
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clown patrol

The collective act of more than one idiot/moron.
That clown patrol couldn't have gotten that simple task done if they tried a thousand times.
by Bo Regard May 24, 2010
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The clown show

A show made up about clowns in the Newton fan
Hidla is a clown at the clown show. Oh Newton my son come watch the CLOWN SHOW WITH ME .
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