what the fuck did you think today was obviously today is the fucking day where you get to open up your presents... last christmas i found pig meat in mine. then the next day peppa pig was cancelled
by teccabellripsklafree9 November 12, 2019
Jack: do you know what today is?
Hailey: December 25, Christmas! We get presents.
Jack: What else is on December 25?
Hailey: Nothing elder.
Jack: Yea there is. Jesus is born.
Hailey: December 25, Christmas! We get presents.
Jack: What else is on December 25?
Hailey: Nothing elder.
Jack: Yea there is. Jesus is born.
by Melissa Lee December 2,2019 December 02, 2019
Your mom:"Honey! I'm giving birth!" Your dad:"Oh my god! He was born on December 25th! This means that-" Your mom again:"YES! HE IS JESUS!"
by @evannasauruss December 16, 2019
the day jesus was born! spread the word of jesus before it is too late! hate on this idc im just spreading the word of jesus!
person 1: guys guess what!
person 2: what?!?!
person 1: today is december 25 which is Jesus's birthday!!!!
person 2: what?!?!
person 1: today is december 25 which is Jesus's birthday!!!!
by ljbgvivcgfxcgvhbjnkml April 21, 2022
Someone who looks like they would look nice but not all the time. Also they be born on the same day as jesus.
Becka: Hey did you hear about that one person who was born on December 25.
Jessy: No way I bet they get more presents than their siblings.
Jessy: No way I bet they get more presents than their siblings.
by When you born on Christmas December 02, 2019
It’s Christmas goddammit. What did you expect? Call your crush cute day? No it’s Christmas you dumbass
Person: Hey you know what today is😏
Person 2: what?
Person: it’s call your crush-
Person 2: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU DUMBASS
Person: Hey you know what today is😏
Person 2: what?
Person: it’s call your crush-
Person 2: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU DUMBASS
December 25 is Christmas omg-
by yourmommyscute October 28, 2021
You/ a group of people has to give a boy a random GIRL gift, and a girl a random BOY gift. SUPRISE THEM! Have fun hehe
by Uni_Berlin November 21, 2019