by UrbanSith December 20, 2016

A tired asshat is someone that does the same old thing, the same old clothes, the same way of life when he was trending. And doesn't give a rats ass about the fact that he needs to up his game.
Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.
by aromabinger February 9, 2024

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 19, 2024

"tired tea" refers to a beverage drunk before sleeping, with the purpose of calming a suden thirst.
Its use is generally independently of what the brew actually is.
Its use is generally independently of what the brew actually is.
by Makel the magi October 25, 2020

A tired obsession is a phenomenon where a person who is undergoing sleep deprivation will stumble upon a point of interest, and develop either an inexplicable urge to learn more about it, or a feeling of emotional attachment to said point of interest. Under normal circumstances, these bonds will fade away gradually after a good night's sleep/
I thought I had found something interesting, but now that I've slept on it, I think it was just a tired obsession.
by Felipe the Great June 17, 2021

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
by moughh July 5, 2023

by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018
