Tail-gay-ting

When a person’s normal walk pace is so fast, usually a gay male, that they get stuck behind a slower walker who refuses to move out of their way.

I was trying to walk down the sidewalk while going for coffee but got stuck tail-gay-ting an elderly woman who wouldn’t step out of the way.

by Garretthekarat January 3, 2024

Sum Ting Wong

A racist term for Asian people with a similar phrase, “Something Wrong”

Ms Willy: Is there Sum Ting Wong with your homework assignment?

by vereb August 8, 2023

Sexy ting bruv

E.

"Shrek is a sexy ting bruv"

"Innit"

by ImADissapointmentToMyParents14 October 23, 2020

ting

That which goes skrrrrra.

The ting goes skrrra, pa pa ka ka ka.

by zeehat March 23, 2018

ass tinge

The smell that comes from the moisture in one's ass crack after a long day. An extremely disturbing smell.

Damn son, your breath smell like all types of ass tinge!

by Munxhkin December 14, 2016

Yong Ting

Puberty. Hair. 9gag. Long. Will choke on air if left alone. Learns ballet. 11/10 would f*ck. Pays for HD version of life. Lack of moobs. Cheeky motherf*cker. Player. Secondary sexual characteristics have yet to develop. Likes Moon Moon.

Yong Ting: "Roses are red, Violets are blue"

Karen: "No Yong Ting ffs violets are violet"
yay

by 121/120 oxbridge May 13, 2018

dutty ting

an indians pronunciation of "dirty thing" usually said when an indian dude spots a fine hunk of ass and likes what he sees.

Muhammad: ayyy look at dat dutty ting!!! *whistles and blows kiss*
Advik: dam bro u think she hot?
Muhammad: haaan~ (yes)

by prickstabber69420 August 15, 2024