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J-Speeder

The drink of choice for champions, start (and end) the night off with a bang!
Recipe for a J-Speeder

1) Shot of Bacardi 151

2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time
by WaffleFury November 18, 2011
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j sac

The stomach, most natably named because it is literally a sac shaped like the letter J.
dude1: "dude, you look tired."
dude2: "ye, i haven't filled my j sac in hours."
by ego-tripper August 1, 2009
mugGet the j sacmug.

J-Zeal

The name of an up and coming rapper based out of Edmonton Alberta Canada. With his hit song "Insane" he is now recognized as one of the most popular rappers in Edmonton.
Did you hear that new song by J-Zeal, it drove me insane
by Jesil, fan of Casey January 28, 2018
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Bleed J

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.
by JBG1024 August 15, 2019
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Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."
by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010
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suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it
my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
by Scottsibi October 9, 2016
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J-lister

A person of some degree of celebrity but only within the city limits of Jacksonville (aka J-ville).
According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating, Hall "Hoover" Hunt may be the 16th greatest professional gurgitator in the world, but he's still just a J-lister.
by The Specktator December 6, 2011
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