Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.

"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".

by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023

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Coffee Boarding

Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.

Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.

by meowmeowmeow1212 July 19, 2012

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board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

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Tray boarding

when you stand on a stolen McDonald’s food tray and get pulled by a car, simulating wake boarding around your neighborhood

Damn I’m board you wanna steal some trays from McDonald’s and go tray boarding?

by Candyman141 May 26, 2018

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RELBJALOOD SHEDDING BOARD GAME

A fighting board game that is played with 2 dices and that comes with the backgrounds and the characters that is built into the board game and comes with 3 games like bejrovbooty ganbjrastas. RELBJaLooD fist 👊. Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBExplosion.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created rELBJALOOD SHEDDING BOARD GAME. Fighting board games with dices.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ♥️.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 9, 2022

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