Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.
"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"
"Nasty! What happened!?"
"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "
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"Nasty! What happened!?"
"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "
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by Seanafee November 6, 2015
Get the Taint Paintmug. Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.
by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015
Get the taint-scuttlingmug. by Spyderv May 30, 2018
Get the Taint Lickermug. Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.
by captaincook June 15, 2010
Get the Jager-taintingmug. Ryan: "I was taint-sitting on Melanie and then I broke her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake"
by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014
Get the Taint-sitmug. A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.
Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.
by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014
Get the tainted friendshipmug. A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.
by HPU Section 3 September 2, 2014
Get the Taint-mustmug.