by littlewatermelon0707 April 28, 2025

by Beeboopschlamadingdong May 1, 2020

Did you do her last night?
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
by eternalsadness January 30, 2022

Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.
by ObscuraPrime May 9, 2024

a disease typically contracted from stank sexual interactions with stank hoes. this disease creates massive swollen tonsils and eventually takes over all neural activity and forces you to partake in more stank activities so the stank in your body can thrive and eventually bring you to your stank death
by BillyBobStankFoot January 31, 2018

by Andrew Soriano OF Fan404 May 17, 2023
