split body

When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half

Man I got major split body last night

by Longdickstyleyouhoe November 28, 2019

Banana Split

When your hitting it from the back and your dick pops out and slides up between her ass-cheeks.

Girl: whyd you stop?
Her dad: i just made a banana split!
Girl: hurry and put it back in!

by itstherealme May 21, 2019

Splitted

The act of pre-splitting one long graduation line into two separate lines, prior to everyone losing their minds.

The graduation lines have already been splitted.

by Ekim Snilloc May 8, 2019

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Split a bravo

The act of sliding ones’ hand in between the underwear and anal cleft, usually resulting in digital penetration of the anus.

this chick started grinding on me so I split a bravo.... turns out she was the shot girl and now I owe her twenty-five bucks.

by F dees August 16, 2019

Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

Splits

Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members

Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits

by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019