Fistful spanking

Punching someone's ass.
Boxing someone's behind.

-He said he enjoys fistful spanking.
- He is just trying to make punching someone's ass sound kinky

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017

turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 5, 2018

Spank Bank

Asset
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.

You put googly eyes on his licence; That’s one for “The Spank Bank”

by Squid Taco March 30, 2022

Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish

the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH

DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!

by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011