Side dick

A side chick, but for girls.

I had the best sex with my side dick last night, he’s way better than my boyfriend

by BigChopper33 August 26, 2021

Off side

If somebody is not around or available.

Damo: You coming to the gig tomorrow?
Anto: Can't bro ill be off side tomorrow.

by Tenacious Ste September 2, 2021

Side Squirrel

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.

Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)

by MorningChew June 6, 2021

Side beau

A man a woman dates in secret, in addition to a husband, partner or boyfriend.

Alice: Can you believe that since Jane has been dating John on the side, she has become happier?
Orphelia: Is Jane not married to Charles?
Alice: Yes. John is Jane’s ‘side beau’.

by Betainvestor July 5, 2021

bonne on the side

a mistress, a side chick, or a woman with who a man cheats on with. Referenced in Lana Del Rey's song "Sad Girl".

His bonne on the side.

by l4urenttt December 12, 2021

side scritch

What the cat calls the neighbor they visited while you were busy playing video games with the crew

"Shit, is that *your* family? I bet they give you the good kibble"
"Nah, they my side scritch."

by MinAyakyl March 23, 2022

Side credit

Any woman besides your wife that you wanna have sex with.

Josh and I saw some good side credit walk past work today.

by Hole dozer March 25, 2022