Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

Poser

1. A person who buys a band t-shirt to try and be trendy.

Soundgarden’s badmotorfinger t-shirt was worn by a Kardashian on insta so top shop will stock it suddenly and 17 year old airhead posers will buy it.

by KilledByDeath. December 7, 2018

Poser

A person who mostly wears thrasher and wears black and white checkered vans

EX Jacob cancerous

Jacob cancerous in general is a poser

by 666satanlovesDrphil666 October 27, 2018

pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.

Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Poser

A poser is someone with no friends and is most likely a real estate agent with a beard and a BMW

Look at that poser! He even parked his beemer in the driveway of the house hes selling.

by Iamdabonglord December 26, 2018

poser

Someone who is only slightly into a hobby simply so they can act as though they’re an expert in it and have an excuse once they are called a poser

Dang he’s such a cheap poser. He’s only been a skater for a week and he acts like he’s a pro

by Im_not_here__ January 8, 2019

Poser

A person that usually goes by the name Angel Rodriguez and although he may seem harmless at first he later on does snakey fake things.

That guy is such a poser.

by Amie1234 June 14, 2018