A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.
Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
by Serious biniz October 14, 2016
Get the J Cravemug. by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023
Get the Jacob Jmug. Blow Job after period sex.
by JBG1024 August 15, 2019
Get the Bleed Jmug. A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010
Get the Gargle Jmug. The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it
my girl friend gives awesome suck j's
When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j
"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j
"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
by Scottsibi October 9, 2016
Get the suck jmug. by Real Whiite September 10, 2020
Get the Jelly Jmug. When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.
by Python3 April 18, 2019
Get the Pulling a Jmug.