flying cunt

Flying cunt is used to demonstrate how little you care about something

I don't give a flying cunt
No one gives a flying cunt

by Cuntoholic August 7, 2014

Flying

The general experience given whislt completely fucked on weed.

general charateristics include looking way off into the distance, laughing then asking what the joke is, talking about irrelevent bull shit like why someones girlfriend smells like sea sand and finally watching a skate boarder ollie your head while you try to sleep. if you experience any of these symptoms you are Flying.

Wow bru i feel like an elephants penis hanging in the wind.
Or
Bru I think i just saw a cloud pullng faces at me.
Or
Wow i am flying high today

by Nick the goofter September 8, 2009

Flying V

when the girl is at the edge of the bed and her legs are up in the shape of a "V". you then hold her ankles and begin to ram her in an upright thrusting moation trying to get her off the bed as if to fly.

my girl and i got some good lift off from the Flying V last night

by everybodywantssome November 6, 2009

Flying Houdini

While performing intercourse from the rear, be it anal or vaginal, the male will hock a snot ball up in his throat quietly. As he approaches orgasm he must pull out, secondly letting the spit ball land on the females back, making her think that he just got off. Then as she turns around the male must quickly jack off and spooge in her face to complete the maneuver correctly.

*HHHHHHHOOOOCCCCKKKKKK* oh. oh! OH. OH! MMMMMM YES BITCH YES! *spits* OH.....that was soo....*JACK OFF*....."HAHAHA BITCH! I just got you with the flying houdini!"

by Rob Rizzle August 8, 2006

flying noodle

When you have sex in space

My favorite sex position is the flying noodle. It's out of this world!

by Nopenoodle March 7, 2015

Fly Joe

To puss out at the last minute or no show with bad reasoning.

Frank is such a fly joe, even though he said he's coming out with us later, I bet he'll puss out.

by Fly Joe May 18, 2010

Flying Chinchilla

1. (Noun) A member of the chinchilla species with wings, and has the ability to fly. This is an example of a Qwerteaen animal.
2. A phrase used to get someone's attention averted from you so that you may escape.

I love me some flying chinchillas.
"Look! A flying chinchilla! WTF!"

by Llamee March 2, 2008