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chick sickness

the feeling a dude gets when he has a hell of a time hanging out with a beautiful girl that he just met and she totally avoids him after that day, making no attempt to text or call.

symptoms include feelings of strong disappointment, continuous thoughts about said girl, and obsessive phone checks
person 1: "dude whats wrong with this girl? she wont answer my texts. i dont get it. we both had a great time that night and its been 2 weeks since i last talked to her."

person 2: "that sucks bro. i think you got a case of that chick sickness."
by eagles29 July 24, 2011
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Sick men

Sick men suffer from a malady that is equal or greater to that of women giving birth. If you cross paths will a sick man, please give him undying sympathy and wait on him hand and foot....have sandwiches at the ready and be prepared to give at least an hour foot rub.
My man is sick, the poor dear, women should show the proper attention to all SICK MEN and have sandwiches on standby. Addressing SICK MEN from your knees as been known to speed recovery.
by Maximilian Dinkus March 19, 2022
mugGet the Sick menmug.

sick individual

You know that CrypticNoone guy? yeah thats him, a freak, a menace

and also people who act like babies and call a girl mommy because of her big ass titties
"you gotta be a sick individual to see some titties and say "goo goo ga ga"" -CrypticNoone
by Miyxzu May 27, 2021
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Ham Sick

That terrible feeling you get when and after eating ham.
"man, i should not have eaten that ham last night, i feel so sick"

"bruh you're ham sick i'm calling the fucking police"
by majorfuckingfaggot December 26, 2019
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sick twat

A mad cool dude from jersey. Usually a fist pumping orange tanned grease ball
Dude you see that sick twat over there?
He's def dtf my ass
by Thehangryjew January 30, 2016
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Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023
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Sick Ducker

A dick sucker, descretely.
Guy 1: (whispering) hey is she a dick sucker?
Guy 2: dude, we're in church.
Guy 1: (whispers) sorry, is she a sick ducker.
by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019
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