Mirayashi Taboo

The act of a man sitting in the lap of naked woman whilst eating an apple. She proceeds grind fruitlessly at the rear end of the male whilst his erection remains anadorned by any physical attention thus perpetuating a no-win scenario.

“Jim, you look upset”
“Yeah, Henry, I had another go at the Mirayashi taboo last night”
“No luck, Jim?”
“I’m going to beat this one day, I don’t believe in a no-win scenario”

by George Okuda October 22, 2022

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james tango

An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.

Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.

Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.

by Tipsyburgler June 20, 2023

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House Tango

A Tango that has grown accustomed to the indoor lifestyle. Would not cut it out in the "Fields" as they have been disconnected from their roots for too long. Typically Black in nature.

"He a House Tango"

by The Realest Professor August 20, 2024

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house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.

"OH, that guy? He a House Tango?"

by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

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house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.

"We all know teshaun is a House Tango"

by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

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