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vertical seafood taco 

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.
"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"

Paper Taco 

Small, folded pieces of paper shot from rubber bands. Paper tacos are made by rolling a post-it note (or small piece of paper) really tightly, and then folding it in half. These paper "tacos" are then shot from rubber band by placing the "creased" part of the taco in the rubber band, and then flinging the rubber band.

Names vary greatly by region (see tags).
"Ouch! Johnny just shot me with a paper taco."
Paper Taco by Persian Man December 28, 2009
Second largest city and urbanized area in the state of Washington. Largest port in the state. Currently experiencing a renaissance of its downtown area to give neighbouring city Seattle to the north a run for its money. Often joked about by Seattle but has much to offer. Aka, T-town.
Tacoma by supstanance November 14, 2003

taco neck syndrome 

A permenent crook in the neck (usually tending to stick at a 45 degree angle to the left or right) due to the over-eating abuse of hardshells tacos. The unnaturual exertions placed on the neck due to the "crunchy taco eating bend" develop into taco neck syndrome.

Reports have shown that cases of taco neck syndrome have been developing more and more frequently in instances of use with Taco Bell's new crunch wrap supreme, as well.
Shaquille O'Neal exhibits acute taco neck syndrome in his free throw shooting.

wee-man taco stand 

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.
wee-man taco stand by David Kenney November 30, 2007