Egyptian Third Eye

The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".

Last night in bed John gave me an Egyptian Third Eye

by Dr. JP December 8, 2009

third party

A political party that has less of a chance of winning an election than Medlin getting laid

"Go ahead vote a third party canidate, and throw your vote a way"

by Stan, Ricky, Cody, and Alex April 3, 2003

Third Chair

On Jimmy Pardo's Comedy Podcast Never Not Funny the seat traditionally occupied by comedian Pat Francis.

Pat Francis is the only third chair for me!

by Sevrenn October 15, 2008

third person theatrics

The act of referring to yourself in the third person when you are trying to talk tough or brag about something impressive you've done.

Tibbs told the CEO that good third quarter results aren't good enough, if you don't make me a millionaire by 30, you should be replaced. Tibbs, you're crazy, you've got delusions of grandeur and third person theatrics. delusions of grandeur, narcissism, cocky, arrogant, self-absorbed

by joecoolthefool January 10, 2015

Thira

Thira is usually really funny and the ring leader of the group and fantasises about Alex's and Z is a special letter to Thira's everywhere. Thira's are usually hot.

person 1: Thira
person 2: Wow

by Zithon July 14, 2016

Thibissan

A gay child.

I have a Thibissan.

by Trudevil gaming January 29, 2021

Third Hand Embarrassment

When you get embarrassed or cringe at something you did that you thought was cool in the past.

Third hand embarrassment is when you realize that your past is cringy.

Person 1: *remembers that they used to make gacha vids and thought they were cool at the time*

Person 1: “EW, that’s cringy and embarrassing!”

by Mondo_Butter December 1, 2021