Bourbon Legend

A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)

*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)

Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.

by figarojames January 19, 2019

Red Legend

The one and only
The Arav, The Supreme
The Red Legend

The Red Legend's incomprehensible

by Dylan Achiles June 12, 2022

Legend

A legend is an absolute fucking amazing person with an exceptional vibe and a heart of gold

Zak Myers is the personification of a legend, he lives on in our hearts! May God protect him.

by AnonymousWaterDrinker July 22, 2021

Mobile Legends

a toxic game made by some random chinese developer that doesnt care about its game

mobile legends player are so dumb

by pepsifan123 August 31, 2023

League of legends

If you play this game u get 0 females u virgin L get out ya mums basement Fat monkey ballz

Ur a monkey if u play this league of legends is a fat L like u

by Iloveurtoes November 11, 2022

Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.

That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.

by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018

League of Legends

a game that has 10 idiots trying to kill eachother with their bastard champions. This game is also related with someone who has 0 bitches and has never seen grass in his life.

1: Yes i've playing league of legends 6 years now
2: You are a virgin, aren't you?
1: ... yes. yes i am

by smalldicklover September 10, 2023