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TOAST CULT

A cult in which toast is worshipped and idolized, and eaten everyday by the members life
Join the Toast Cult for a good time
by AceTheSquire January 7, 2023
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Cult

Look at those people attending church

They look like cult members
by gingertwatxox February 23, 2020
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Saay simp cult

The saay simp cult is an association claiming for saay's world domination. This cult follows the saaytion a religion that worships a fashion icon and vocals queen aka saay . Join the saay simp cult for clear skin and long lasting happy life . In conclusion STAN SAAY AND JOIN THE CULT
I just joined the saay simp cult and my life is happier
by Saay queen May 10, 2020
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Cult Meat

Group fitness classes with charismatic and successful instructors exhibit features of cults. Converts are broken down and built back up as lean, mean exercise machines. They are instilled with group think and identity. “Welcome to the family! You’re in for a great work out. Becky is the best instructors out there. Did you see her abs?” is what the student most devoted to Dear Leader might say to a new recruit dragged there by her spouse.

“Cult Meat” is whatever the instructor is pushing on the side to her students in order to build her bankroll to afford her own studio someday and/or Lexus and plastic surgery payments. So, it might be special supplements or shake powders that are part of a multilevel marketing scam. That’s more common and transparent. But, Cult Meat is more covert. The instructor might push a low carb Keto Diet, which is protein and grass-fed meat heavy. And, she happens to invest in a co-op that will deliver a high quality product in exchange for your hard earned dollars. See! Nothing bad is happening here. It’s just a fitness instructor helping her students improve their nutrition. And, she also sells fun branded clothes now and is expanding into Cult Eggs. What’s happening is the instructor is a shrewd capitalist building a devoted and captive customer base who has lost the understanding they can just buy the same thing for less money from Whole Paycheck or any normal person grocery store.
“Honey, I’m super happy you’re going to this exercise class. But, when I went it was super culty and not for me. I just like jogging to the dog park through the woods and not a moonlighting Air Force officer shouting over the music in my ears. I’m concerned that we’re now buying products she’s selling to the class. While I like the steak you bought, it’s not in fact American Waygu Beef because that’s not a thing. It’s cult meat!”
by T1000inSpace July 18, 2021
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what is a kam cult

it is a big cult with people and the king is kam we respect kam kam is very rare and fragile you'll never see this kam often we obey our leader kam it is very easy to join this cult kam will sniff u n see if u are the chosen one to join the cult he can smell your fear he will know if your the chosen one it is filled with killing and eating and we have parties every Friday kam will look for his next victim to kill on Friday the 13 you only see these few cults out their

kam is kam kam is our kam kam will forever be our kam KAM IS US kam is one n one is kam kam is evil kam is we we are evil evil with kam kam kam kam our favorite song is kam kam kam sincerely kam
what is a kam cult this is what a kam cult means n what it is n what it does
by fluffyunicorncat February 8, 2021
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The cult of Delilah, Our lord and savour.
''Hey. you part of the Cult 'Delism(cult/friendly religion)' and commit alot of 'delism' aka mass genocide''

''Yes. So what if Delism(cult/friendly religion)is a cult of Delilah''

Definition: the cult of Delilah and DOESNT include acts of mass genocide
by Who the f*** has taken Holo December 22, 2020
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Black Jesus Cult

A cult for black jesus, participated in non racist acts and ran by Sid and jimmathy
Boy: black Jesus cult
Girl:the cult
Boy: bitch lasagne
by Budmouth6969 February 5, 2019
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