taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.

Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.

by captaincook June 15, 2010

Taint-must

A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.

He was sitting in his dirty clothes next to me and all I could smell was his nasty taint-must.

by HPU Section 3 September 2, 2014

Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015

Taint Licker

Someone who licks taint

Chad really likes Jim because he is a good taint licker

by Spyderv May 30, 2018

Taint Paint

Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.

"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"

"Nasty! What happened!?"

"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "

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by Seanafee November 6, 2015