Saint lukes

Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.

Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student

by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021

dubs saints

a group of people you don't like at all, but kinda need in your life

this group a family, we are the mother fucking dubs saints

by papicandela January 29, 2018

Saint Raymond Academy

This is a school in the bronx filled with bad bitches. All the girls here are models and if you get a girl from here cherish her. Some girl here are bops and make sure to say away from them. We might seem mean but we are the sweetest people you’ll meet. We do not associate with the boys school

Saint raymond academy girls are badddd

by 1c3ry August 31, 2025

college sainte-marcelline

everyones either a fcking homophobe or really gay. no in between. put some basic wannabe white girls who seriously lack any human interaction skills in a place that... smells bad all the time. everyone's unhappy. loosen that chastity belt and get a life bro. some people are solid though. if you find your people its not terrible :/

"oh, college sainte-marcelline! the school next to the mental asylum! i know it!"

by dollypie December 19, 2024

If you hate her SAINT her

Still spoil your gf/lady/mrs even if you hate her;

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.

If you hate her SAINT her"
"And even if you hate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you hate her, SAINT her...

by Aamich July 29, 2024

Sainte

Someone who is very musically talented with a gentle melodic voice, friendly with a loving touch and a great kisser. Some might say you will feel like they’ve known you for years.

See that guy right there? He just feels like… a Sainte.

by happinessishappi November 22, 2021

New American Saint Bible

Pronunciation: /nju əˈmɛrɪkən seɪnt ˈbaɪbəl/
Definition:
The New American Saint Bible is an Iberian-Romance language translation of the Sainted Bible, edited from the year 2021. This version excludes Germanic, Scandinavian, and Anglo-Saxon words, as well as phrasal and irregular verbs. It aims for clarity and accessibility by focusing on a lexicon of Latin and Anglo-Norman roots while remaining faithful to the core message of the Old and New Testaments.

Examples:
• The New American Saint Bible offers a fresh perspective on the scriptures.
• The clarity of the New American Saint Bible is appreciated by numerous people.
• This passage from the New American Saint Bible is easy to comprehend.

by Dmitrio January 7, 2025