Ur mum gay

Possibly the dumbest insult of all time, it can easily be countered by ‘no u’ but people still say it despite the fact that is has become obsolete

Dumbass: ur mum gay!
Normal and functioning person: no u

by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

ya mum is a banana

when ya mum is a banana

fred: ya mum is an gay
bob: ya mum is a banana
fred: how daf did you know
*bob eats banana*
fred: your a jerk off
*bob blows up*

by banana1783 June 9, 2018

Marks mum Sylvia

Big busty milf who does anything for her little boy. Likes to fuck his friends

Oh man marks mum Sylvia the busty milf of a mum gives the best blow jobs

by Theknowitall786 June 10, 2018

Your mum/mom

Gay(this is just a joke)

Your mum/mom is gay(still just a joke)

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

Yo mum fat

The truth...

Yo mum fat, I hope you know that.

by A void to avoid March 25, 2020

Shank your mum

You are so bored that you go on to urban dictionary and look this up because you are most likely going to do this 🦵🏼🥄🤜🏾🥩🥩 and no nut November is killing you.

A yo fam I will shank your mum up fam if you don’t give me rare charizard !!!!!!!

by Chcbc November 4, 2020

Hot Mum Syndrome

Where one has a hot mum, as recognised by close friends, hence said person thinks they are 'top shit'

"Joe Blow has a hot mum"
"Yeah, he thinks he's top shit"
"He has hot mum syndrome"

by topshit68 April 25, 2017