A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.
A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.
A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.
by dxh September 28, 2010
Douche bags on Urban Dictionary. They typically post a definition that supposedly makes them look like a "deep" and "thoughtful" person. They think that they're unique in our society, and that somehow they're different. All they are, are 15 year old teenagers that think they're rebelling against "everyone else". All they'll grow up to be is a depressed bank teller.
An Urban Douche can also apply to someone who repeatedly thumbs up there own definition.
An Urban Douche can also apply to someone who repeatedly thumbs up there own definition.
Urban Douche: Whoa, I know what would be rebellious... I should talk about how society, media and the government is an evil plot to rape the youth!
olollololol im so deep and different from society that makes me kwl!!1!1!!
olollololol im so deep and different from society that makes me kwl!!1!1!!
by Ferret Tamer January 14, 2011
somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
by Justin Hartless December 11, 2003
When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.
Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"
Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."
Later...
Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."
Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."
Later...
Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."
Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
by smk89 April 16, 2009
A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.
by booo-yah December 16, 2004
by iamthedylanator June 15, 2011
Fem: Look what Kevin Wolff did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...
by KillerByte October 19, 2004