A Basic Bitch who takes the whitest of white Christmas selfies. I.e. yoga pants, starbucks, ugly sweater with the lights on it, drawn on eyebrow, likely not on fleek with her boyfriend that asked her to marry him on Christmas, cliche af , even though she was with her side peice at Target shopping for everyone but her new fiance last week.
She posts an over abundance of shallow expensive chistmas presents, like she's a fucking Kardashian if the Kardashians' lived in the Greenridge section of Scranton, Pennsylvannia and bought Christmas dinner on food stamps.
Very closely related to the elusive hobosexual but only comes out around holidays.
She posts an over abundance of shallow expensive chistmas presents, like she's a fucking Kardashian if the Kardashians' lived in the Greenridge section of Scranton, Pennsylvannia and bought Christmas dinner on food stamps.
Very closely related to the elusive hobosexual but only comes out around holidays.
Merry Christmas to all, even the tinseltwats.
by Tinseltwatextrordinaire December 26, 2018
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"There goes Terry Ryan again with another Twinsian deal. Guy brings back Jacque Jones for one more go-around before being put out to pasture."
"Hey, I wonder if Jason Kubel can still hit."
"Jim Thome can still play, can't he?"
"I can't wait until Torii Hunter's contract is up (this would've been prophetic if it wasn't so predictable)."
"Hey, I wonder if Jason Kubel can still hit."
"Jim Thome can still play, can't he?"
"I can't wait until Torii Hunter's contract is up (this would've been prophetic if it wasn't so predictable)."
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After being tinsalaged by the high pitches of the sorcerer, PDogg spent months in the belly of the mountain.
by Obscure phenom May 31, 2019
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That Fucker Tom is such a Tinsleyist that he begs for money online so he can have a steak at the Irish Rose.
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