smith templeton

The hottest man alive with the best moobies. Gets all the females

I want to make love with Smith templeton

by Ispeakfactsalldayerrrday September 16, 2020

Filip Temelkov

dete so e stavrno amaaa stvarno nogu debelio i takov shrimp-che a da i da

Filip Temelkov od sho e tolku debel koa stane od klupata ima zemjotres u skopje.

by mila da November 11, 2020

Filip Temelkov

Brat ne znam ustv znam be neli filip e debel i od sho mi e tolkav meo ne moze da se navedne shirmp nekoj

Filip Temelkov baaarat debel e da

by mila da November 11, 2020

Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.

I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.

by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020

duck temple

best smp ever

pumpkin: danggg duck temple smp is lit
ellothere: yes

by pumpkinnnn February 3, 2021

reef templar

A lightly steamed mushroom.

Friend: wow I’m so hungry
Me: I could go for a reef Templar right about now

by 🎪 March 30, 2021

Knights Templar Boys

Those guys in history class. They think the Knights Templar were the most epic thing ever to exist. Believe the KT were an oppressed group, because French King Phillip IV killed a bunch of them 800 years ago. Will probably say something troubling about muslims under his breath during class. A variant of the more common ww2 boys. You know, the Knights Templar boys.

Person 1: "ugh i said the Knights Templar were gay and now my comments section is full of Knights Templar boys."

by evilhannahmontana June 28, 2021