teamer steamer

to drop fecal matter into a public toilet in sucession by multiple people so that the janitor has to scoop it out by hand because there is so much shit

Because of the teamer steamer, my mom had a fun time using her garden gloves scooping it out.

by Joe Oompaloompa December 9, 2008

Teasing Bitch

A wiley woman who charms the bois and then leaves them hangin'.

Popular phrase used to describe UK actor / pop sensation / television personality Jennifer Ellison as she wears revealing bikinis on her numerous sun holidays to Magaluf, Benidorm and Corfu.

Have you seen Jennifer Ellison's new bikini pics in which she pours water over her chest? Teasing bitch.

by EllisonStunna69 October 30, 2012

Teaspoon Sugarpenis

A Teaspoon Sugarpenis is the most desirable of the Sugarpenis Trinity. It weighs in at approximately 13 lb., and is an average of 3 inches long. But what makes the Teaspoon Sugarpenis stand out, is its 15 inch diameter and ability to produce exact teaspoon portions of sperm at a time. This ability is used by jizzyologists to measure portions of sperm to feed to cows and pigs. However, the main reason the Teaspoon Sugarpenis indeed so desirable to the average female, is due to its living consciousness and ability to feel pain, emotion, and sing soulful, sensual R&b ditties. Also, deep doop badompo claus is the kwanza santa claus.

My nigga Tom Speedo Johnsonson has a Teaspoon Sugarpenis. He has had sex with five of my dearest family members. I wish I were Tom Speedo Johnsonson...

by pee man with xray vision December 27, 2017

Tased

When you’re pressed/mad

I’m so tased that I didn’t get to fuck her last night

by Bmkmc February 6, 2019

Tase

meaning to have sexual intercourse with a lady

Damn! I can’t believe Donnell’s Baby mama got tased!.
At long last she’s pregnant after being tased by a bunch of different dudes.

by Slango93 January 8, 2020

TeAsia

ian gone hold you… nobody cares about what ya name mean. she just want her thanksgiving plate.

TeAsia doesn’t care about what ya name mean.. she wants her Thanksgiving plate.

by kaayrk November 25, 2021

Mike Tealed

A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.

Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again

by Gramatron March 21, 2022