satan's taint

alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this hellish mixture make you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive shits that burn like hell the following day.

man 1: "i have the shits like no one's business"
man 2: "you shouldn't have drank satan's taint last night!"

by big dick daddy from cincinatti February 19, 2006

chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil

al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers

by brody and carl April 8, 2008

texas taint tickler

When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.

Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.

by Jay Blain June 19, 2006

Face taint

The area between your nose and your upper lip. 'Taint your nose and 'taint your lip!

His mustache is so bushy it completely hides his face taint!

by Ron Greenberg November 7, 2007

terrorizing my taint

Terrorizing my taint. To rub someone the wrong way. To be a fucking pain in the ass. To become really bothersome all of a sudden.

Alright, you're terrorizing my taint already.

by 69Dawn October 16, 2005

Tijuana Taint Tamale

After a long day/ night of drinking Dos Equis and eating nothing but questionable mexican food, this would be the residue found in your underwear.

i was on a bender last night and woke up with a tijuana taint tamale

by ballofmeat August 13, 2012

Septic Taint

The smell of atual sewers coming from between a males legs in the area between butthole and under scotum.

1:Dude whats that smell
2:taint....septic taint

by tainter August 10, 2015