Swimp

The art of slapping another human being with their own genitals.

"Swimp me."

"Don't swimp me."

by Tehwin May 23, 2003

swimmin in pimpin

Meaning that you have so many girls, that you can not breathe;to be in the act of pimpin.

Man, Joe, I am swimmin in pimpin.

by Tezzle Kendall (KC) November 19, 2004

Swimming with whales

the act of plowing a porker, may lead to bodily injury, inadvertant victim of canabalism or shame when your friends find out.

My vacation was awesome, but swimming with whales is dangerous

by elsucioSEANchez March 31, 2010

Swimmer's Mouth

When a person starts to swim so much that their face and mouth start to turn into ones of a fish

Person 1: Hey his face is fucked up he looks like he has trouble breathing

Person 2: Naw thats just charlie, he joined the swim team in the beginning of the year, mild case of Swimmer's Mouth.

Person 1: OH GOD DAYUMMMM!!!!

by SwallowSista January 13, 2011

Swimming Pool eyes

When eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.

see also Chlorine Eyes

Damn, that guy has swimming pool eyes.

by Reghan Moselle February 23, 2011

Swimnastics

An Olympic sport in which athletes must do the vault, parallel bars, and pommel horse all while under water.

I know that it takes dedication to do the underwater rings, but that is what swimnastics is all about.

by backotruck August 2, 2012

swimming in the same pool

Coined by the infamous 'Slammer Bitch', this term refers to those meth heads that use intravenous methods to not only shoot meth, but use the same spoon or can as others to mix their dose

When I shoot up, I never like swimming in the same pool as another junkie.

by Duke Eberle May 16, 2015