by geezitron November 13, 2009
Get the clipboard surfer mug.The defining moment when on facebook that you feel like facebook came alive and every one of your friends that are online are actually participating instead of just viewing pics and laughing at inside jokes, but then the scocializing stops in a way that feels like if facebook died.
This is rarely experienced by pretty girls who go to middle school, high school, college, and bars to hook up. This is due to the fact that it is uncommon for these people to not have a minimum of 20 friends online at any given time and also since these are the people who write the inside jokes and post the above mentioned picture.
This is rarely experienced by pretty girls who go to middle school, high school, college, and bars to hook up. This is due to the fact that it is uncommon for these people to not have a minimum of 20 friends online at any given time and also since these are the people who write the inside jokes and post the above mentioned picture.
Facebook went from alive to really slow at 3 am? Ah, yes. The F- Surge. Have you tried adding more chicks on your account?
by Sonarius July 3, 2011
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girls who come on to men in clubs in the hope of getting bought a drink, then move on to the next guy
by yamyam81 August 17, 2011
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One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)
Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.
by Cal Montana September 14, 2011
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Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
Get the Coffin Surfer mug.A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias October 16, 2012
Get the Bleeding Surfer mug.Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).
She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?
by dogbert dog December 24, 2012
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