Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).
"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."
by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017
Get the Armpit Surfingmug. Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)
by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025
Get the Salty surfingmug. by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017
Get the ceiling surfingmug. n.
1. Often Misunderstood: A person who engages in the act of surfing to a degree considered to be excessive
a. Will often neglect responsibilities to do so.
b. Will do so at anytime, anywhere, with anyone, on any wave with no regard to weather or temperature.
1. Often Misunderstood: A person who engages in the act of surfing to a degree considered to be excessive
a. Will often neglect responsibilities to do so.
b. Will do so at anytime, anywhere, with anyone, on any wave with no regard to weather or temperature.
by sswakesurf September 1, 2021
Get the Surf Slutmug. (Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018
Get the Toaster surfingmug. Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Get the universe surfingmug. Badge Surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple different women in a short period of time.
This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.
This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.
by the_masked_vocabularanty November 16, 2022
Get the Badge Surfingmug.