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opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.
Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.
by pickle penis February 26, 2019
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Fetal Suicide

When a fetus is just with life before they're even born
I wish I committed fetal suicide before I was brought into this horror.
by hungarydude May 21, 2018
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Suicide Sleep

Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.

Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
by HugDick September 27, 2019
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Suicide headache

The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.
Suicide headache's are so rare that most people have never even heard of them.
by Mrs kitten angel. May 18, 2018
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Suicide By PMS

Suicide By PMS can be best understood as an individual (typically though not exclusive to the male gender) intentionally or unintentionally aggravates a woman during her monthly menstrual cycle, with the result being a verbal lashing or character assassination.

Similar to suicide by cop, where a perpetrator feigns use of a weapon during an armed standoff with law enforcement, with the end goal being execution under false pretenses.
“Hey man, someone outta warn Dale.”
“Why, what’s up?”
“He’s picking a fight with Liliana, and she’s on the rag.”
“Oh christ - we should step in before he commits Suicide by PMS”.
by doctorgroove January 27, 2019
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Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation
Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.
by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020
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Suicidal Person

A perfect definition of myself.

A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.
Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.

Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.

Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.
by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022
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