Stroney

the hybrid word of "stoner stories". used to inform your audience that you will be telling them a stoner story.

"Dude, speaking of getting stoned. I have the most awesome stroney for you about your mama."

by t0dd! December 13, 2008

Stroke Woman

1. A woman who had a horrible disfiguring stroke and miraculously recoveres only to find that she has gained amazing stroke powers!!!!
2. Someone who basically has a stroke and acts specially enhanced by their stroke.
3. Person who has a skirt of wonder and relatively Amishosity and various other powers.
4. Yolanda Vasquez

Stroke woman just stole my bike to ride to the Amish convention!

by Alice can eat you March 1, 2008

Strokefaced

Strokeface occurs when binge drinking and achieving a drunken status into well past the level of blackout.

Can occur between 12+ to 15+ alcoholic drinks, depending upon weight, size, and tolerance.

Strokeface characteristics entail, the slur of speech, yelling, destruction of other people's things, and even your own things, sloppiness, temporary facial and eye droop, inappropriate aggressiveness towards women, starting and loosing a fight, possibly disregarding law enforcement/police in a disrespectful fashion with no regard for embarrassment.

From playing 26 games of beerpong in 3 hours, I strokefaced onto the beer pong table, knocking everything over.

My strokeface was on so hard last night and I broke that!



Yo, I got so strokefaced last night that I took my shirt off at the bar and swung it around my head.


Dude, You were so strokefaced last night that your face reminded me of the incredible hulk.

by stroke face killa October 26, 2008

stoobed

The act of fucking an old school gluestick. The ones with the spiral down the centre.

Man, i was all up in her face so she grabbed the glue and stoobed me.

by TurkeySlapSaturday February 1, 2009

Stroketard

A gender confused hipster born after '81 who thinks the strokes are an indie band with a creative voice and/or catchy "hooks".

Let's get off of Bedford Ave and away from Anna Maria Pizza, it smells like Stroketards.

by hornos de microondas March 14, 2009

Stobex

(stō’ beks) noun. An acronym for "soon to be exwife/exhusband". May be used by either spouse to refer to the other spouse, regardless of sex or gender, so long as they have the serious intent of getting a divorce, until the divorce is final.

My epic divorce took over 4 years, because my stobex and I couldn't agree.

by Moism July 14, 2010

strokegasm

/strōk - ɡazəm/ verb
Particularly strong orgasm that causes reduced blood flow to the limbs and brain, often resulting in facial expressions resembling that of a stroke victim.

Gunther, in the throes of a strokegasm, tried to hide his contorted face behind a pillow.

by Dennis Gartman April 8, 2016