straight up beans

to be really fantastic, awesome, spectacular

"Bro, I just won a million dollars!"

"Dude, that is straight up beans!"

by obamamamamamamamamamamamamamam May 8, 2016

Strahinja

Everybody thinks this guy is into blondes, but on the contrary, he would never fall in love with one. Always talks about pretty faces, but falls for a beautiful heart. He's having a hard time finding the right one, but when he does, he's not letting go - no matter what. Acting tough and cold, but deep inside he cares so much about people. Dating a lot of girls tho he'd actually prefer one he's really in love with.

"Look at him, dating another model"
"Yeah, like we don't know he wants that one girl who doesn't want him. Typical Strahinja"

by hladniromantik January 14, 2018

straight from the apes ass

Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)

Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.

Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.

Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!

by Bradley Gomm March 1, 2018

straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

sarain

The name sarain comes from the name sarai the story behind this name comes from the Bible . The name sarain means my princess or my lady

Sarain is a very helpful and wisdom filled person

by Saramarie12 December 1, 2018

Straight TikToker

Something that a Redditor doesn't think exist

Non-Redditor: Did you see that video that the Straight TikToker made?
Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist

by IAmALegend19 June 4, 2020

Straight armed

To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them

Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”

by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020