Oshkosh Squat

The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.

Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.

by doofythatguy12345 September 29, 2020

Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.

Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.

by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023

Cyber squatting

When you "sit" on a persons social media page and wait for a new post to come up so you can like and comment it.

"I'm waiting for jimmy to post another one from his vacation..."
"Cyber squatting is just creepy dude."

by Red Barron 8810 June 19, 2017

Squat

When one women squats on top of dudes face and or dick for exercise and deep fucking

Cant wait to squat on u

by TheDoubleDestroyer October 17, 2018

squat cobbler

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.

" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."

by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

Diaper Squat

A common pose that people perform when wearing an adult diaper, typically while or after the use of the diaper.

Ew, that guy did a diaper squat in this video.

by Dontreadmypseudonym September 30, 2021

cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.

"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"

by wildman_69 October 24, 2023