spinger

the scooping of a substance with your finger,
can be used as "spinger-full"

verb.
"a spinger-full of butter"
"i took a spinger of chocolate icecream straight out the tub,"

by dre1ja May 26, 2025

spingenius

What Rumpelstiltskin was.

Da infamous "turning straw into gold" conjurer was indeed an amazing "spingenius", but he also put a cruelly-opportunistic "spin" on da bargain dat he made wif da girl in question --- he acted like her giving him her first-born child would not be all dat big a deal to her, but in reality it turned out to be an absolutely devastating prospect. I never was totally comfy wif his not actually being given da promised child, though --- I mean, he held up his end of da bargain by spinning all of da hay into gold, so common honesty and morality dictates dat he should have been at least granted some consideration in dat regard. I mean, if he truly desired to be a father-figure out of loneliness or whatever, perhaps he could have babysat da new queen's child during periods when Her Majesty was otherwise occupied and thus couldn't care for said youngster on her own, and maybe even been said child's tutor or "caring uncle" figure; dat way, da queen could still have retained her child to raise herself, but her savior-wizard could also have gleaned enjoyment and satisfaction from being a part of said child's life.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

spine tourist

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.
See also: backyard gardener

Jack is such a spine tourist. He's travelled so many spines he needs a new passport.

by Amsterdam June 12, 2005

shingee

to have a herpes outbreak

Don't go out with susan tonight, she looks a little shingee

by Steven A Sayegh August 23, 2006

Spiegelian Logic

Named for computer science professor and all around cool guy, Dr. Daniel Spiegel, it is the principle in computer science education stating that if something is written, circled, underlined, or otherwise emphasized in the color red, then it is considered to be incorrect within the context of teaching at the time and may never be questioned, lest the questioner be unequivocally annihilated by said cool guy.

"Why is this wrong?" - Dr. Spiegel
"Because it is written in red." - Correct application of Spiegelian Logic, albeit vague

by Andy Breisch April 2, 2008

Shingerz

wen u get a suck down for nattin!

Ak - "Yo are you the irish pum pum who's givin' out the pukkah shingerz!?"

Pukkah gal - "jano"

Ak - "aiight then,,come to the toilets in two, shingerz"

by irish pumppu March 14, 2009

Spine Job

noun:

The act of rubbing someone's back (mainly on the spine or within an inch or two of it) so well that the person gets incredibly horny and you perform oral sex until he/she has an orgasm.

Aw, man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best spine job. I practically gave her a bath...

by obamapproved May 25, 2009