Spicemare

A nightmare caused by eating extremely spicy food before bed. Often accompanied by feverish, sweaty sleep full of tossing and turning.

Cuisines that commonly cause spicemares include Indian, Thai, Caribbean and Creole.

Dude #1: Holy fuck, man. I had the craziest spicemares last night from that extra spicy tikka masala.
Dude #2: Yeah, and I bet you shat lava all morning, too.

by DangerDorn September 2, 2013

Siceps

Noun - Used to describe pathetic arm muscles - whereby the muscles are so weak, they droop below the bone, like a swinging hammock.

"Look at that pathetic loser, he's got a right set of Siceps!"

by J0bey September 26, 2009

space taker

Somebody so useless in every way that all they are good at is "taking up space".

Why did we hire that guy? He's just a space taker.

That space taker just stuffs his face and play video games all day rather than help out.

by trustruss September 30, 2015

The McCluskey Slice

Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.

You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .

by Johnny Dragon March 18, 2013

space balls

The most mofo funny take the piss out of star wars film ever made

by Meady October 6, 2003

Grabbing a Slice

The unwanted act of smothering someone with the whole penis and scrotum. A modified variation of a teabag.

While passed out, Adrian Zmed was grabbing a slice along with being scribbled upon and antiqued.

by DA February 23, 2005

space bag

Refers to the bag of wine found within boxes of wine--"box wine". Generally contains about 5 liters of wine and has it's own spout attached (ie. like the brand, Franzia). Since its consistency is obviously very fluid within a clear bag, it looks similar to stereotypical packaged space food meals.

When you go to the liquor store can you just pick me up a handle and space bag for the party?

by hahnesolo January 13, 2006