dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

Spaghetti

Sauce and noodles. That's it.

Spaghetti is so good. I crave it everyday. MMMMM spaghetti

by kitty,_kat1 December 2, 2019

Spaghetti suprise

When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina

Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her

by Trevor04 January 13, 2020

Spaghetti

Sloppy Italian sex

Guy 1: Hey me and my wife are going to do the spaghetti tonight
Guy 2: Cool me too

by You'reAIdiot January 20, 2020

spaghetti yeti

An older male with a profusely aged bush having sexual intercorse with a young, menstruating female.

Did you get lucky after the club?
Yeuh, she wanted a spaghetti yeti.

by SlowMoGizMo February 3, 2020

Spaghetti Heady

When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)

Hey baby you wanna give me that sloppy Spaghetti Heady?

by The Spaghetti Headster April 15, 2020

EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI

A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu

SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333

by Mahi!! February 29, 2020